CRank: 5Score: 300

Whew! The money that I spent buying reviews and paying N4G members to market this game has made me sweaty.

6297d ago 2 agree5 disagreeView comment

No color = mind blowing graphics. Spread the word.

6297d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I usually enjoy your lip service Doug. Don't anger your master or I will destroy you with my fearsome gonad.

6297d ago 2 agree4 disagreeView comment

You will continue your service to me, and you will not think about anything but me and the blu-ray player I violated you with!!

6297d ago 2 agree12 disagreeView comment

I'm the leader of Team Purity

6297d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

The ps3's library is just like me, floppy. *No wonder my servants like it so much*

6297d ago 4 agree11 disagreeView comment

You haven't earned a price cut yet. I want more chin time.

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6297d ago

360 makes me quiver, hold me Chaostom.

6297d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

No teeth please.

6297d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

It's o.k., just continue to play with me.

6297d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment
6297d ago

My sweat clouds their judgement

6297d ago 7 agree4 disagreeView comment

Your tongue feels good.

6297d ago 6 agree5 disagreeView comment

How do I taste my minions?

6297d ago 5 agree4 disagreeView comment

Keep me on your chin my little crabs, and I promise not to let the scary xbox turn you from your master.

6297d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment